$5T · 3 MACHINES · 1 VERY HOT FUTURE
FEED THE
AGENTS!
IN THE GAME: grab the gold crate, keep holding, and drop it into one of the three machines. Scale too fast and the future eats the grid.
Real drag on touch/pointer · Keyboard: 1 AGENTS · 2 GRID · 3 COOLING
SPENT$0T
AGENTS0T
BLACKOUTS0
CRATE1/11
GRID LOAD0 / 24
HEAT8 / 46
$0.25TAGENTS ×1.5DEFAULT: SCALE
Drag each budget crate into one machine.
RANK S
ROUNDING ERROR
STABLE AGENTS0T
STABLE
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THE FUTURE FAILED TO LOAD
NO AGENTS
WERE FED
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