JUL 15 · GLOBAL · 20 SEC DEAL CUT
SPLIT THE PRINT!
Sell the majority. Keep the controls. Please make the paper agree.
CUT EVERY SHAPE 51:49
Trapezoid or warped circle: make its left area 51%. Keep both control seals on the right 49% side.
KKR · 51%TR · 49%
KEEP WITH TREDITORIALIP RIGHTS
Keyboard: 1–7 selects a cut point, ← → moves it, Enter cuts.
START HERE
DRAW TO THE BOTTOM
DRAW TO THE BOTTOM
DEAL PAUSED
FINE-PRINT SCORE
MAJORITY SOLD.
SEALS ATTACHED.
84/ 100
RANK AMAJORITY WHISPERER
Unofficial satire based on public reporting. Not produced, sponsored or endorsed by Thomson Reuters, Reuters News or KKR. The game’s cuts, timing and scores are fictional. The transaction was announced and is expected to close in Q4 2026; this game does not represent it as completed.