TWO OARS · 25 LANTERNS · 24 SECJUL 26 · JAPAN EXPORT · ABOUT 24 SEC
PUT 25 YEARS ON ONE BOAT!
A theme park packed its “25 years of entertainment energy” aboard an Osaka festival boat.
Tenjin Matsuri is one of Japan’s major festivals, where illuminated boats process along Osaka’s river.
- The left oar turns right; the right oar turns left.
- Use the top lookahead area to read incoming lanterns and neighboring boats.
- Steer into the lanterns while avoiding the banks and surrounding fleet.
Affectionate corporate-fan satire. It does not mock the festival, religion, or participants, and it uses no protected logo, character, costume, or source image.
Steer toward the lanterns coming from above.
25 YEARS ABOARD
PROCESSION READY
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About this news game
Why two oars? The announcement combines a company’s first entry into a long-established boat procession with “25 years of entertainment energy.” The controls turn that structure into joining the flow without overwhelming the surrounding fleet.
Published and updated July 26, 2026 · Japanese / English · About 24 seconds
Source: Universal Studios Japan announcement, July 25, 2026. An unofficial editorial satire.